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Teacher Onizuka volume 9 - Cover: Azusa Fuyutsuki
Lesson #69 - Poisonous biscuits of the devil.
(Onizuka squatting, while thinking about his fortune that he
is being beaten again).
(Azusa) Fuyutsuki looked inside the 4th class searching for
(Eikichi) Onizuka, but found no one. Then she sees a small
amount of pubic hair on the floor, and she wondered what it
could be. Suddenly, she see Onizuka on the floor, sleeping
but with his crotch showed, and Fuyutsuki started to scream.
Onizuka began to wake up, wondering what had happened to him,
and why all his pubic hair has gone, when suddenly Fuyutsuki
started to hurl chairs and tables to him.
In the next scene at the infirmary, Onizuka is very angry,
as (Naoko) Moritaka is tending to his wounds caused by Fuyutsuki.
Fuyutsuki apologized for her actions at the 4th class, saying
that she didn't know anything and just hurled the chairs at
him. Onizuka, ignoring her, started to tell Moritaka how ruthless
Fuyutsuki are at the class, and Fuyutsuki interjected that
she will take Onizuka to any restaurant he want as long as
he stop talking. Moritaka wondered about the abnormal people
who had shaved his pubic hair, and Onizuka vowed that he would
find and kill the culprits. He started to put his remaining
pubic hair back with superglue, as Moritaka screams for him
to do it in another place.
Meanwhile, outside the infirmary, Miko, Madoka and (Ruruka)
Hikita are watching their conversation all along. They commented
that Onizuka is a real weirdo, and that they must have Onizuka
to drink the black magic solution, or he may rape Hikita and
make her pregnant, just like the angels and the gods prophesied.
Miko commented that they only have 24 hours, or the solution
will be rendered useless. They started to think of some ways,
like pouring the solution at the tea pot in teacher's room,
or putting it inside Onizuka' nose while he is sleeping or
putting it inside Onizuka' headache medicine, but unfortunately,
all the mentioned ways will backfire.
All of them are silent, not being able to find a good way
to make Onizuka drink the solution. Hikita started to cry
again, saying that she is touched by their attempt to help
her, but the prophecy of the angel and gods can't be broken,
and starting to say goodbye to everyone, and imagined that
she and Onizuka will marry in a luxury ship, as Miko started
to calm her. Suddenly she see Itou at the hallway, and she
started to run towards him, vowed that she will asked for
Itou' help, and she will declare her love for him. She hoped
that Itou will neutralize the angel' prophecy with his love,
like Cinderella, and then they will go all the way through
the 3 bases, when suddenly Onizuka emerges from the infirmary
right in front of her....
In the next scene, there's a loud sound and also a loud scream.
Itou and some students seem to be shocked. Hikita started
to open her eyes, just to see Onizuka eyes right in front
of her. Miko and Madoka started to check on her, for such
a huge collision. But they are shocked, and so are Moritaka,
Itou and another student who is his friend, when they see
that Hikita and Onizuka are kissing (first base) while his
hand is on her breast (second base). Hikita is too shocked
to move, as Onizuka don't move either as he savors the feeling
he always wanted to have for a long time.
Hikita hears Itou exclaimed that Onizuka and Hikita are about
to have sex, with Hikita above and Onizuka below, and his
friend praised Hikita for her daring daylight tryst. Hikita
started to stand up in disbelief, started to scream, and try
to commit suicide, as Madoka and Miko have to restrain her
again. Moritaka questioned Onizuka about the daring attempt
of lovemaking in front of the public, but Onizuka replied
that it all are just coincidence, puzzling Moritaka...
In the 4th class, the teacher in front is completely ignored
as all the students are talking about Onizuka and Hikita'
daring lovemaking at the school hallway, as Hikita regretting
her decision to run to Itou defying the angels and gods' prophecy,
which resulting of her losing face to Itou, and that her so-called
tryst with Onizuka had spread all over school. She started
to fear that she will be pregnant with his babies, and also
the babies will be abnormal like Onizuka too. Suddenly (Anko)
Uehara exclaimed to Hikita that she surely has a wild preference
for man like Onizuka, and Hikita vehemently denies it.
Hikita pleaded to Miko and Madoka to kill Onizuka as fast
as possible, when suddenly Onizuka come into the class, saying
that he will visit her house tonight for a 'family visit'
(webmaster note: just like what Onizuka has done at volume
5 when he visited Tomoko Nomura' shop house), and asked her
to treat him with some high-quality sushi. Miko, Madoka and
Hikita are shocked. As Onizuka walked away, Hikita started
to scream that she is finished, as Miko assured her that her
parents will protect her. Hikita replied that her parents
have gone away to a vacation, so they will not be home. Furthermore,
today is her ovulation day too, and started to give up saying
he will have sex with her tonight. Suddenly, someone in the
class mentioned that today homemaking class would have to
make some biscuits. The 2 of them are stunned when they hear
that. Suddenly, Madoka screamed that she now knows what to
do, shocking the whole class.
In the homemaking class, the 3 of them are mixing the biscuits
ingredients, while chanting some magical mantra. They then
looked around, and poured the black magic solution into the
biscuits ingredients, and started to chant again, making the
others who shared their table nervous. Madoka exclaimed that
Onizuka would surely die. Miko asked if everything will be
okay, and Madoka replied that they would wear bunny ears,
manipulating Onizuka perverted tendencies, and make him eat
the biscuits.
In the next scene, they are taking the biscuits to the teacher'
room. Then, they tell Onizuka that they had made some biscuits
and they wanted Onizuka to have it. Hikita presented the biscuits
to Onizuka. Suddenly, Onizuka asked them why they wear the
bunny ears, and they sheepishly replied that it would be better
that way. Onizuka looked suspiciously at the strands of hair
coming out from the skull-shaped biscuits, as they started
to worry that Onizuka would found them out. But suddenly,
to their joy, Onizuka accepted their gift, saying that it
looked good, and that he is hungry too.
As they started to celebrate, suddenly they hears Onizuka
offering some of the biscuits to Itou and his friend, saying
that Hikita is the one who made it. Itou replied that it looks
tasty, and that he will take one, as Hikita lunged at him,
screaming for him not to eat the biscuits. She grabbed the
plate, and started to devour them all, shocking both Onizuka
and Itou, as Miko and Madoka can only look at Hikita eating
the evil biscuits. She finished all the biscuits, and silence
filled in the scene, when suddenly white bubbles started to
seep out from her mouth, and she fainted. Onizuka panicked,
asking why the white bubbles had come out from her mouth,
and started to give her artificial respiration, as Miko and
Madoka stopped him, saying that Hikita had suffered enough...
FINISHED
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