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Teacher Onizuka volume 5
Lesson #37: The happiness of 51-years-old Uchiyamada
At the teacher's room, (Azusa) Fuyutsuki was shocked when
(Naoko) Moritaka told her that (Eikichi) Onizuka would be
fired. Fuyutsuki asked her what's the reason, and Moritaka
explained that it's because of the field trip incident, and
many teachers was pissed off when there's nobody at the 4th
class at that time. Moritaka added that the emergency meeting
tomorrow would decide his fate. Fuyutsuki then decided to
try to talk to (Hiroshi) Uchiyamada, but then decided against
it, as she knows it was useless. Moritaka assumed that unless
Uchiyamada changed his mind, Onizuka is a goner. She then
added that Onizuka should go to study mechanics after being
fired, as Fuyutsuki strongly objected of him being fired.
At his home, Uchiyamada was so happy, and his wife (Riyoko
Uchiyamada) asked him what happened, and he answered that
a stubborn teacher will be fired tomorrow, and he brought
back a cake to celebrate it. He then explained that that 'teacher'
had always given him headaches, and then asked where Yoshiko
(Yoshiko Uchiyamada) is, as he had brought her a present.
Riyoko then told him that she's upstairs. He went up just
to be lashed out for intruding her privacy (she is speaking
at the phone that time). Uchiyamada is now bathing, thinking
how good bathing at home is, and that Onizuka will be fired
eventually. He asked for a towel from Riyoko, but was ignored
as she and Yoshiko are talking about him in the past.
In the train tomorrow morning, he again started to think
about Onizuka, and then how the newer generations always do
bad things. He then saw some female students changing socks
in the train. He complained about the incessant ringing of
hand phones inside the trained, and scream silently for them
to be quiet. He then try to comfort himself, that everyday,
inside the train from Iruma (where he lived) to Kamishokuji
at 6.25 am, there will be a nice girl that always boarded
the same train, and he always relieves his stress by fondling
her. He started to do it, when suddenly a policewoman grabbed
his hand and arrested him for outraging woman modesty. Uchiyamada
tried to deny it, but the policewoman replied that she saw
it all, and they will get down at the next station.
Suddenly, he saw Onizuka standing, looking at him from the
next car. Uchiyamada is shocked, and started to ask himself
why on earth must Onizuka must board the Iruma-Kamishokuji
train while he was actually sleeping at the school. He started
to think that maybe Onizuka was following him, and Uchiyamada
started to panic. He then feared that Onizuka will tell everyone
at Kichiyouji that he was caught red-handed for fondling,
and that he will be fired while he still had some mortgages
to pay and such. He then knows that he had to run away, or
else his life is over.
In the next scene, Uchiyamada slipped away, distracting the
policewoman attention by creating a diversion, until it was
too late. He ran and ran, thinking that his live is now saved,
and started to lash at that woman for making him caught. He
started to laugh at his own geniuses, that he could pay all
his mortgages again, when suddenly he realized that his attaché
bag is missing. He started to panic again, as the bag contains
all his personal information, and if the bag falls into the
policewoman hand, the police are surely waiting for him at
the school. He then decided to turn back and retrieve it,
just to see Onizuka, holding his bag, talking with a policeman.
He started to be scared, asking himself why the bag could
be in his hand. The policeman then took Onizuka to the police
station as he pleaded silently for it to be returned.
At the school gate, some teachers greeted Uchiyamada, and
one of them asked why he was sweating. They then asked him
to be prepared for the emergency meeting, as Uchiyamada is
silent. In the toilet, Uchiyamada started to think that he
is surely a goner now, as the police will come to arrest him.
He started to worry about the possible backlash from Riyoko
and Yoshiko, and started to imagine how Riyoko will brand
him as a pervert, and that they will be divorced. He then
started to piss, and suddenly think that maybe Onizuka have
the same bag as him, and also because Onizuka was inside the
adjacent car, probably he will not recognize him. Uchiyamada
started to think that it might be a possibility, as he didn't
urinate blood when he panics.
Suddenly, he was shocked as he saw Onizuka pissing beside
him. Uchiyamada started to get nervous, his heart beating
fast, and sweating heavily. Onizuka then turn his head at
him, and started to smile at him (Webmaster note: The look
at Onizuka face is CLASSIC. Buy the manga and you will know
why. ). Suddenly, Uchiyamada started to piss blood, as Uchiyamada
is dreaming of killing Onizuka right on the spot. Onizuka
asked him to watch his piss, as it had hit his leg already,
but the shivering Uchiyamada ignored him...
FINISHED
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