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Lesson #37: The happiness of 51-years-old Uchiyamada
 
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Great Teacher Onizuka volume 5
Lesson #37: The happiness of 51-years-old Uchiyamada

At the teacher's room, (Azusa) Fuyutsuki was shocked when (Naoko) Moritaka told her that (Eikichi) Onizuka would be fired. Fuyutsuki asked her what's the reason, and Moritaka explained that it's because of the field trip incident, and many teachers was pissed off when there's nobody at the 4th class at that time. Moritaka added that the emergency meeting tomorrow would decide his fate. Fuyutsuki then decided to try to talk to (Hiroshi) Uchiyamada, but then decided against it, as she knows it was useless. Moritaka assumed that unless Uchiyamada changed his mind, Onizuka is a goner. She then added that Onizuka should go to study mechanics after being fired, as Fuyutsuki strongly objected of him being fired.

At his home, Uchiyamada was so happy, and his wife (Riyoko Uchiyamada) asked him what happened, and he answered that a stubborn teacher will be fired tomorrow, and he brought back a cake to celebrate it. He then explained that that 'teacher' had always given him headaches, and then asked where Yoshiko (Yoshiko Uchiyamada) is, as he had brought her a present. Riyoko then told him that she's upstairs. He went up just to be lashed out for intruding her privacy (she is speaking at the phone that time). Uchiyamada is now bathing, thinking how good bathing at home is, and that Onizuka will be fired eventually. He asked for a towel from Riyoko, but was ignored as she and Yoshiko are talking about him in the past.

In the train tomorrow morning, he again started to think about Onizuka, and then how the newer generations always do bad things. He then saw some female students changing socks in the train. He complained about the incessant ringing of hand phones inside the trained, and scream silently for them to be quiet. He then try to comfort himself, that everyday, inside the train from Iruma (where he lived) to Kamishokuji at 6.25 am, there will be a nice girl that always boarded the same train, and he always relieves his stress by fondling her. He started to do it, when suddenly a policewoman grabbed his hand and arrested him for outraging woman modesty. Uchiyamada tried to deny it, but the policewoman replied that she saw it all, and they will get down at the next station.

Suddenly, he saw Onizuka standing, looking at him from the next car. Uchiyamada is shocked, and started to ask himself why on earth must Onizuka must board the Iruma-Kamishokuji train while he was actually sleeping at the school. He started to think that maybe Onizuka was following him, and Uchiyamada started to panic. He then feared that Onizuka will tell everyone at Kichiyouji that he was caught red-handed for fondling, and that he will be fired while he still had some mortgages to pay and such. He then knows that he had to run away, or else his life is over.

In the next scene, Uchiyamada slipped away, distracting the policewoman attention by creating a diversion, until it was too late. He ran and ran, thinking that his live is now saved, and started to lash at that woman for making him caught. He started to laugh at his own geniuses, that he could pay all his mortgages again, when suddenly he realized that his attaché bag is missing. He started to panic again, as the bag contains all his personal information, and if the bag falls into the policewoman hand, the police are surely waiting for him at the school. He then decided to turn back and retrieve it, just to see Onizuka, holding his bag, talking with a policeman. He started to be scared, asking himself why the bag could be in his hand. The policeman then took Onizuka to the police station as he pleaded silently for it to be returned.

At the school gate, some teachers greeted Uchiyamada, and one of them asked why he was sweating. They then asked him to be prepared for the emergency meeting, as Uchiyamada is silent. In the toilet, Uchiyamada started to think that he is surely a goner now, as the police will come to arrest him. He started to worry about the possible backlash from Riyoko and Yoshiko, and started to imagine how Riyoko will brand him as a pervert, and that they will be divorced. He then started to piss, and suddenly think that maybe Onizuka have the same bag as him, and also because Onizuka was inside the adjacent car, probably he will not recognize him. Uchiyamada started to think that it might be a possibility, as he didn't urinate blood when he panics.

Suddenly, he was shocked as he saw Onizuka pissing beside him. Uchiyamada started to get nervous, his heart beating fast, and sweating heavily. Onizuka then turn his head at him, and started to smile at him (Webmaster note: The look at Onizuka face is CLASSIC. Buy the manga and you will know why. ). Suddenly, Uchiyamada started to piss blood, as Uchiyamada is dreaming of killing Onizuka right on the spot. Onizuka asked him to watch his piss, as it had hit his leg already, but the shivering Uchiyamada ignored him...

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