Lesson #162 – Men’s big axe.

(Misuzu) Daimon is having a video-conferencing with the rest of the school’s director board members minus (Ryoko) Sakurai, while one of them asked her about the latest update of her so-called “revolution” at the school. Hearing that question, she replied that everything is going her way and started to describe on how the new merit system will cause the salary of the teachers to change frequently, thus keeping the teacher on their toes. Then, a board member asked about (Eikichi) Onizuka, and she replied that Onizuka had changed his attitude slightly, and she predicts that after she had chased him out to the dump, he will surely resign from his job as a teacher and to find a new suitable job for someone who graduated from a worthless university.

In the next scene (probably), Onizuka is greeting Daimon and she asked him on why he looks so happy. Onizuka commented that the weather is great that day, and plus he had done a great deed by helping someone, and that’s why he is so happy. Daimon is puzzled and asked about the person he had helped, but he ignored her question and asked her instead if she can give his class another one of those PDA. He then explained that his class needs one because of the “good deeds” he had done, and tells her about (Yuki) Miyamori who had not come to the school for more than 2 years and also that he had gone to his house yesterday to coerce him to come back to the school, until he agreed. Daimon is shocked after hearing what Onizuka had said, and in the very same time, a white Mercedes drives by the school and both Miyamori and (Noboru) Yoshikawa comes out from the car. Onizuka then asked about how many points he will get after getting an autistic person to come back to the school, and the silent Daimon started to smile.

Back to the school gate, 5 fierce-looking members of the yakuza gang greeted Miyamori as he walked towards the school building, and Miyamori tells them that they can go now and they do not have to take him back home after school. Some teachers are shocked to see that Miyamori have come back to the school, and they are amazed that Onizuka managed to coerce Miyamori to attend classes again. Another teacher asked whether Miyamori is the one he had heard that is a son of a yakuza gang boss, while another commented that he wished that Miyamori didn’t come to school again, and cursed Onizuka for what had happened. In the next scene, as both Miyamori and Yoshikawa arrived at the locker hallway, a student sees him and asked his companion whether he is seeing things, but his companion instantly asked him to lower his voice. Meanwhile, Yoshikawa asked Miyamori to come with him, and he reluctantly agreed.

As they walked toward their class, they are shocked to see Onizuka pissing at a sunflower as Onizuka greeted Miyamori, praising him for coming to the school. Yoshikawa tried to ask on what he is doing but Onizuka asked him back whether Yoshikawa really doesn’t see what he is doing, and tells Yoshikawa that he is helping (Hiroshi) Uchiyamada to fertilize the sunflowers using an environment-friendly method (hahaha). Yoshikawa commented that the sunflowers look like wilting, and upon hearing that, Onizuka commented that he will surely help by putting a far more effective “fertilizer” (read: shit) around the sunflowers. Yoshikawa then replied that by doing that, Onizuka will only accelerating the sunflowers’ demise.

Suddenly Onizuka makes a somersault to enter the hallway via the window, and he grabbed Miyamori’s hand as he tells him that he will introduce him with the rest of the class. Miyamori tried to protest, but Onizuka asked him whether he is scared. Miyamori tried to deny Onizuka’s accusation, but he suddenly turned silent as if he is thinking about something. He then murmured, wondering whether the 4th class students know whether his father is a yakuza gang leader. Hearing that, Onizuka commented that Miyamori should not think too much about it, and he should just relax even if the students know about it. They then arrived at the class doorway and Onizuka wasted no time to push Miyamori inside the class.

Miyamori is speechless ash he come face-to-face with the 4th class students and also with (Azusa) Fuyutsuki. He tried to compose himself and started to tell the students that he had been taking a long holiday, but suddenly Onizuka appeared, asking Miyamori on why he is so shy. He then proceeds to tell the students Miyamori’s full name, and that he had taken a long holiday off and only started to attend class today, plus the students are obliged to be friends with Miyamori no matter what. Miyamori then says the “Yoroshiku” thingy when suddenly Onizuka announced that he wants to tell the students about something, that’s it, that Miyamori’s father is a yakuza gang leader. Miyamori can only stare at Onizuka, as Onizuka continued to tell the students that they doesn’t have to worry because Miyamori is not a violent student and they (the students) can actually profit from the fact that he had told them earlier by asking for Miyamori’s father business card, because it will surely be valuable when they are mugged or something like that. Onizuka continued while ignoring Fuyutsuki’s pleas that he should stop, telling the students that Miyamori’s hobbies are reading timetables and playing video games, and even that Miyamori is a loner by nature, he hoped that the students will mingle with him.

Unable to take Onizuka’s disclosure attempts anymore, Miyamori darted out from the class and the shocked Yoshikawa started to go after him while Onizuka is smiling. Miyamori eventually arrived outside the building, where Yoshikawa pleads for him to stop. Miyamori started to stop running, and the panting Yoshikawa stopped to behind him and he asked Miyamori whether he still didn’t understand that Onizuka is doing what he had done on purpose. He then asked Miyamori not to worry, because Miyamori still have him as a friend. Miyamori is silent as he hears him, and he started to apologize. Meanwhile, Fuyutsuki asked Onizuka on why he must expose everything about Miyamori to the class and he replied that the secret will eventually spilled out, so it’s better that the students knows about it from the start. Fuyutsuki tried to protest when Miyamori and Yoshikawa entered the class again. Fuyutsuki is silent when she sees him while Onizuka asked on where Miyamori had ran to and started to guess that Miyamori had gone to the toilet. Miyamori sheepishly smiled and replied that the food he had eaten last night must be unhygienic, and started to laugh.

After the scene, Fuyutsuki announced that the homeroom session will start and asked the students to return to their seats while Yoshikawa asked Miyamori to take an empty seat next to his. Then Yoshikawa gives a Gameboy to Miyamori while asking whether he likes racing games or not. Yoshikawa asked Miyamori to try the game, and Miyamori thanked him as the grinning Onizuka looks at them. Onizuka then started to lash at them for playing with handheld consoles in the middle of homeroom session, and he suddenly gets an idea of playing games until the session is over, ignoring the protesting Fuyutsuki. The class doesn’t realize that a hidden spy camera is spying at every event in the class, and all that happened are displayed on the Daimon’s laptop computer.

As she looks at Miyamori on the screen, Itagake who is also watching commented that Miyamori had not come to the school more than 2 years, and he had heard that even the Year 1 and 2 homeroom teachers failed to persuade him to return. He then asked Daimon on what to do, because it seems that Onizuka’s points will not be reduced and he will stay at the school forever. Daimon smiled and asked him not to worry, because she had already anticipated that such things will happen, and explained that such actions that Onizuka had taken are natural because no one wants his or her salary docked. Itagake asked her on what she is thinking, when suddenly her escort appeared and tells Daimon that the new student had arrived. Daimon tells them to enter her office, and tells Itagake to just sit tight and watch the show unfurled because the plan to “fix” the school problems had only started, while the new student standing on the doorway smiling at Daimon.

In the next scene, Onizuka is eating some junk foods, while singing in a bad way about how the “big-breast” Daimon should credits him with the points now. He started to laugh, saying that today is the happiest day in his life because he not only able to persuade an autistic student to come to the school, his salary will also be multiplied. (Kunio) Murai, (Kouji) Fujiyoushi and (Taadaki) Kusano can only look at him silently, when Onizuka asked them on why they don’t eat their foods, adding that everything are on him. (Yoshito) Kikuchi wondered whether what he is doing is good, and asked him whether he will ask them to repay if his salary are not multiplied. Onizuka laughed and replied that such things are impossible. He then reminded Kikuchi that he had persuaded Miyamori, an autistic kid, to come to the school. He continued, while patting the back of the angry (Urumi) Kanzaki, telling that the e-mail had told them that 100 points will be given to anyone who are able to persuade an autistic student who haven’t come to the school more than a year and asked Kanzaki whether he is right. Then he concluded that he will surely win, and he commented that he will start to laugh every time he imagine how Daimon’s face will look like, plus if he keeps up his good work, his salary will easily eclipsed what (Hiroshi) Uchiyamada is getting.

The e-mail then arrived, and Onizuka reads that 200 points had been added to his point update after what he had done. Seeing the message, he exclaimed that his salary will multiply and reiterated the earlier point he had made that he will get more pay than Uchiyamada. As he boasted about the points, another e-mail arrived and Kanzaki reads the first entry that says that Onizuka had been docked 5 points for throwing cigarettes stubs recklessly. Onizuka is shocked when he hears Kanzaki commented about the e-mail being the update of his recent points deductions. He then snatched the PDA from Kanzaki and started to read that he had been deducted 5 points for 5 times for being late to the class, and also for a lot more of conduct violations Onizuka had committed. Murai, Kusano and Fujiyoushi started to laugh at the visibly upset Onizuka as they read the very long list. They commented that Onizuka surely looks like a criminal and wondered how he managed to become a teacher at a private school.

Onizuka snapped and lashed at them, asking them to help him to count on how many points he had left. As if in cue, he received an e-mail stating that he only have 3 points left. Onizuka’ face started to change as he reads the e-mail as Murai and his trio gang plus Kanzaki started to laugh at Onizuka’s misfortune of having his 200 points being docked to almost nothing, which means that Onizuka will not be able to pay for the food they had ate earlier. Murai exclaimed to the angry Onizuka that he doesn’t deserve to become a teacher, and Onizuka promptly asked him whether he want to die early. Others started to taunt him by saying that he should start to find other jobs when suddenly another new e-mail arrived. Murai reads the e-mail and finds out that Onizuka had been docked another 10 points for going out to a movie with a beautiful mom of a certain student and dates with her until dawn. Fujiyoushi wondered about the e-mail and asked Murai whether the “mom” inside the e-mail refers to his mom. They turned their heads towards Onizuka, just to see him pulling a sheepish face. He started to run, while Murai is chasing him asking on why he doesn’t know anything about it.

In the next scene, Onizuka is taking a box filled with pornographic videos to a porn video distribution center while cursing at Daimon for docking his points, making him unable to pay his dues to (Ryuji) Danma and he is also forced to sell his pornographic video collection. He then put the box in front of the shop owner and tells him to give him a good price. As the shop owner shifted the videos, Onizuka cursed Daimon again, and commented that for the current month he surely have to get his belt tighter, and warned Daimon that he will strike back in the following month. Suddenly the shop owner called him and gives 2500 yen to him, adding that it’s the best price he can give Onizuka for the videos. Onizuka becomes angry, and asked the owner to look carefully at the videos, saying that most of them are new or popular. The shop owner pretends that he doesn’t heard anything and Onizuka lashed at him, asking him again to take a more thorough look. Hearing that, the shop owner replied that if Onizuka doesn’t like the price, he can take the tapes back, angering Onizuka.

Onizuka doesn’t have any choice but to accept the price, and as he leave the premise, he cursed the owner for taking advantage of him and vowed that he will steal some porn videos to avenge his loss. He started to take a look around and sees a boy looking at tapes at “SM tapes” aisle. Onizuka commented that the boy looks like a middle school student and become puzzled on why the boy is browsing at the SM section. Onizuka then sees the boy looking around as to check whether anyone is looking at him, grabs a video titled “ afternoon of president’s room” with 2 fat men being tied up like in the usual SM hardcore pornographic videos, and started to look carefully at it. Onizuka is shocked to see the boy looking at the tape, and wondered whether the a middle school student like the boy will actually sees a video like that. Next, he sees the boy putting the tape underneath his shirt, and walked outside the premise triggering the alarm along the way, alerting the shop owner. The owner started to give chase while shouting that a boy had stolen things from his premise as Onizuka can only looks at the event.

Onizuka commented that middle school students nowadays are daring, and wondered on what will happen to the new generation. He silently thanked the boy, saying that with the boy’s help, Onizuka himself managed to steal a lot of pornographic videos from the unattended premise. Suddenly he sees a little notebook on the ground and he picks it up as he commented that he is looking at Kichiyouji Private School student identification card. He then opened the book and sees that the student, named Shibuya, comes from the Year 3 4th class of the school, shocking Onizuka…

FINISHED.