Lesson #144 - Lunch-box made by the daughter.
(Yoshiko) Uchiyamada exclaimed that she never thought that
(Eikichi) Onizuka is a teacher, at the same school as her
father's. Hearing her, Onizuka replied that he is also shocked
to learn that she is the daughter of (Hiroshi ) Uchiyamada,
and he never thought that Uchiyamada could have such a pretty
daughter and adds that he is very lucky, as (Hiroshi) Uchiyamada
is looking at them suspiciously. He then sees Onizuka putting
his hand inside the pocket the contains the "cylindrical"
thing, and he started to curse Onizuka, saying that the 4cm
"cylindrical" thing must be condoms that are used
by average Japanese men. But he started to calm himself, saying
that Onizuka as a teacher would not bring such thing to a
female student's house.
Suddenly, Riyoko Uchiyamada asked him on why he is holding
a golf club, and Uchiyamada now realized that he is holding
one. He is now trying to remember on when he had picked the
golf club up, and wondered whether his subconscious is the
one who made him to take the club as if he wants to beat Onizuka.
Then he started to make excuses, saying that he is about to
practice making swings, as he is trying to calm himself, a
reformed Uchiyamada, while Riyoko tells him to stop swinging
inside the house.
He then assured himself, saying that the "cylindrical"
things must be something else, and it must be something called
medical ring, as he laughed nervously while Onizuka and Yoshiko
continued to talk. Uchiyamada continued thinking that Onizuka
must be using a medical tag ring (webmaster note: literal
translation - For god sake I don't know what Uchiyamada is
talking about, or maybe it's just my translated copy). Then
he exclaimed that Onizuka really takes care of his own health
with the aid of the ring.
Onizuka then removes his hand from the pocket, and Uchiyamada
is shocked to see a glimpse of aluminium cover coming out
from his pants. He started to wonder whether the medical rings
are covered in such a package, and the aluminium cover seems
to have disposable features on it, and Uchiyamada is now convinced
that Onizuka is really bring with him that 'thing'. Yoshito
started to introduce Eikichi (the dog) to Onizuka as Uchiyamada
wondered whether Onizuka planned to use that "thing"
on his daughter, and if he is right, he will never forgive
Suddenly, he remembered that he is already reformed, and
started to make silly exercises while commenting that he have
to wield a positive approach, as he started to make his own
assumptions that Onizuka is putting the tag ring into a plastic
cover to prevent contamination. Meanwhile, Onizuka exclaimed
that he noticed that Yoshiko had permed her hair, and she
replied that she had because she wants to try something new
in the summer. Onizuka then asked for him to have a closer
look, and as he does just that, Uchiyamada noticed that Onizuka's
face is turning into one of his trademark perverted face,
and Uchiyamada promptly grabbed him away from Yoshiko, shocking
As Uchiyamada is staring at Onizuka with an angry look, Yoshiko
asked him on what he is doing and he replied that he is doing
nothing. In the next scene, Uchiyamada is sitting on a lazy
chair, while thinking that Onizuka is surely trying to peep
into Yoshiko's cleavage earlier. He suddenly remembers again
that he is a reformed man, and comforted himself that Onizuka
will never do such things, and everything he had seen is just
a test from gods.
Suddenly, Onizuka exclaimed that he sees a bug on her shirt,
and she asked about the bug whereabouts as Uchiyamada is looking
at them. Onizuka then replied that that he will take care
of it, and started to run his finger on her chest, shocking
Uchiyamada who had his head destroying the lazy chair, shocking
Riyoko. He is struggling to assure himself that Onizuka is
only trying to clear the bug, because Onizuka is a good teacher
and also a role model. Onizuka is now shown showing the bug
to Yoshiko, as Riyoko is asking Uchiyamada on what he had
done to make the chair badly damaged.
In the next scene, Onizuka and Yoshiko are talking on the
sofa as Uchiyamada is cleaning a baseball bat nearby while
taking large deep breaths. Suddenly, something falls into
the front pocket of Yoshiko's shirt, and Onizuka promptly
offered to take a look while Yoshiko is pulling the pocket
forward, possibly showing her cleavage to a perverted-faced
Onizuka. Seeing that Yoshiko is just giving everything away,
Uchiyamada started to scream for Yoshiko to stop doing it,
or else "Onizuka the deadly wave" real intentions
of coming to the house will be accomplished.
Yoshiko is puzzled to hear Uchiyamada calling Onizuka as
"deadly wave" (webmaster note: yet again, this is
just a literal translation), and she also asked him on why
he is holding the baseball bat. A sheepish Uchiyamada replied
that he wants to enter the national game, as he cursed himself
silently for saying the phrase "deadly wave" in
front of them. Yoshiko then exclaimed that Uchiyamada had
been acting strangely since Onizuka comes to the house, and
Uchiyamada replied that he might be influenced by electro
waves from the high-tension cables outside their house.
Hearing that ridiculous excuse, Yoshiko started to call Uchiyamada
as a mad man, and asked Onizuka to follow her upstairs to
play console games in her bedroom until the dinner is ready.
Uchiyamada started to protest, saying that they should instead
playa at the living room, because the TV is larger and also
have home theater system. Suddenly he noticed that Onizuka
is peeking inside Yoshiko's skirt at the stairs, and he lunged
at Onizuka, batting the baseball bat against him. Onizuka
started to ask on why Uchiyamada wants to beat him as he avoids
his blows, but Uchiyamada accused him of peeking and Onizuka
denies it, as Yoshiko is silent trying to keep her anger in
Suddenly Yoshiko scream at Uchiyamada for exaggerating, and
she really hates him for that, shocking both Uchiyamada and
Onizuka. She looks angrily at Uchiyamada, as he silently wondered
on why she is looking at him like that when he just wants
to protect her. In the next scene, the dinner had started,
and everyone is sitting at the dinner table, except Uchiyamada
who are looking at Eikichi who sleeps on his chair. He become
angry at the dog and tried to shove it off, just to be lashed
by Yoshiko who pointed instead at a portable ice-container
for him to sit on. He protested but he is ignored, and he
resigned to his defeat, sitting on the container while eating
the remnants of what Onizuka, Yoshiko and Riyoko had left
Then, he is shown soaking himself in the bathtub, as he reminisced
that he is probably not a very good father instead just like
his daughter had claimed, because his skin is oily, have a
bald head, stinking breath and more. But no matter what, he
is always concerned with the welfare and safety of his daughter.
He started to have a flashback on when Yoshiko is still little,
her body was too weak and they have to frequent the hospital.
Then after she was cured, she always wanted to sit on his
shoulders, as he was crying because she had became very healthy,
thus he fulfilled her wish, ignoring the vast amount of hair
she is pulling out from his head while she was sitting there.
He vowed that he would risk his own life for Yoshiko, even
if he has to be rammed by trains or trucks.
Suddenly, Yoshiko entered the toilet Uchiyamada is in, and
she promptly drained the water inside the bathtub. Uchiyamada
protested, saying that the water he had used previously are
still clean, but Yoshiko replied that the water he used is
dirty, so she removes it because she wanted to use fresh water.
Uchiyamada protested again, but Yoshiko interjected, saying
that his skin is oily and stinks. Hearing her, Uchiyamada
protested again, saying that he is not a snot-nosed Frenchman
who doesn't take bath regularly, but Yoshiko reiterated agagain
that his skin is oily and stinks. She then tells Uchiyamada
that Riyoko had given her permission to dump the water Uchiyamada
had used. Uchiyamada is shocked, and started to ask Riyoko
on why she must done that, but he is ignored again by Riyoko.
In the next scene, he is sitting at the veranda, wondering
on whether he is too protective over his daughter when he
suddenly hears Onizuka screaming "No, don't be like that",
and Yoshiko replied "Ah, don't pull my legs. See, now
I am in this position". Then Uchiyamada hears Onizuka
commented, "Hehehe, let me lick it" as Uchiyamada
started to become very angry, his veins started to show. He
then tried to peek over the veranda to Yoshiko's room window,
just to see that Onizuka and Yoshiko are actually playing
He returned to the veranda, wondering on what have happened
to him, when suddenly Onizuka appears from nowhere and offered
him a can of beer. Uchiyamada is shocked as Onizuka asked
on why Uchiyamada is behaving erratically earlier, and wondered
whether Uchiyamada suspected him of having a sinister motive
over Yoshiko. Uchiyamada is silent, and seeing him like that,
Onizuka give his a book, telling that the book is Yoshiko's
diary that he accidentally founds in the drawer. Uchiyamada
asked whether he is stealing it, but Onizuka replied that
he should not worry about that, and asked Uchiyamada to read
the page marked with a bookmark. Uchiyamada protested, but
Onizuka interjected, saying that he should put more faith
on his own daughter, because she loves him very much.
Uchiyamada is puzzled and started to open the page marked
by the bookmark.
Date: 18th June
Today is the father Day. Just according to my plan, I
woke up early and started to prepare the "present".
With mom's help, I managed to finish the "present"
before dad wakes up. Then dad takes the lunchbox to the school,
and he never realized that I made the contents. (Uchiyamada
is stunned as he reads the diary) Then I was very happy to
see that the lunch box was cleared after he returned. Actually
I want to tell him that it was me who made today's lunch box,
but I feel embarrassed and started to feign ignorance instead.
This will become the secret between mom and me. I hope father
will live long and I will make another lunch box next year!
Uchiyamada started to remember that day, when he wakes up
to see Yoshiko and Riyoko cooking a lot of food. Then he remembered
on how he eats the foods at the school, wondering on why the
foods are tastier than usual, and he never thought that Yoshiko
is the one who made the lunchbox, but instead thought that
the contents were bought from restaurants. After that, he
remembered Yoshiko asking him on whether today's lunch box
have a difference between normal ones or not, and he answered
that the lunch box seems normal. Hearing him, she started
to feign ignorance, saying that she is only asking and offered
to pour beer for him.
Remembering all the events that day, Uchiyamada become speechless,
because he failed to recognized their significance, and that
Yoshiko actually doesn't really hates him that much. Onizuka
smiled and exclaimed that Uchiyamada is very lucky to have
a family like his, and they really fired Onizuka up to have
his own, but first he have to find a wife first, which is
quite difficult to do. Uchiyamada started to leaf through
the rest of the diary, smiling as Onizuka exclaimed that he
would sleep at Yoshiko's room that night, and he promised
that he would not do anything to her.
Suddenly, Uchiyamada reads another entry inside the diary…
Date: 28 July (Cloudy)
A weird pair consisted of someone called Onizuka and
his friend wants to get acquainted with me and another friend
of mine. Then we goes to a KTV and sing our hearts out, so
fun. But the Cola Onizuka bought for me seems to be spiked
with alcohol, if not we won't be dizzy after drinking it.
Onizuka seems to be a pervert; he intentionally bowed in front
of me to peek at my panties, very vulgar. Then in a game of
"punish and present", he make the rules so the loser
will have to be kissed and also have to say vulgar words like
<censored> and <censored>. Then he tried to persuade
us to play the game "Guess where the nipples are",
that's one really have gone too far. But instead, I feel high
and never feel embarrassed. Little by little…
Uchiyamada is very angry as he reads the entry, and the unsuspecting
Onizuka is still talking about how lucky Uchiyamada is. Onizuka
then noticed that Uchiyamada is taking up the bamboo chair
he was sitting on, and he started to wonder whether Uchiyamada
wants to play windpipes with the bamboo chair. Onizuka started
to talk on how when he is at school before, he also plays
the very same game. In an instant, Uchiyamada smashed the
chair on Onizuka's head, making his neck to bend 90 degrees.
Onizuka is puzzled on why Uchiyamada is hitting him, as Uchiyamada
tells him to shut up, and asked instead about the contents
of the diary. Then he decided not to hear Onizuka's explanation,
and continued to beat him….