Lesson 143: The patience of a middle-aged man.
Headmaster Xavier is fanning himself while complaining about
the hot summer day. He wishes that he could drink a jug of
cold beer and asked (Hiroshi) Uchiyamada whether he is also
thinking about the same thing. Uchiyamada asks about his diabetes
condition, and the sheepish headmaster replied that he was
already cured after drinking lots of vegetable juices and
eating brown porridges. He then tells Uchiyamada that Uchiyamada
should have listened to him about his torturous experience
when he was warded at the hospital.
Xavier tells Uchiyamada that he heard from (Ryoko) Sakurai
that Uchiyamada wanted to become a homeroom assistant teacher
and wondered why he wanted to do that. Xavier (the headmaster)
had thought of recommending Uchiyamada to become the next
headmaster. The headmaster added that if Uchiyamada proceeds
with his plans, he would not have time to study for the promotional
examination. The headmaster asks him whether or not he would
reconsider his decision. Uchiyamada smiled and replied that
his decision is final because he actually has a lot more to
learn, and one if them is how to be more patient when teaching.
The headmaster is shocked to hear him, as Uchiyamada explained
that for a long time he would judge people solely by their
appearances and actions and make decisions based on those
assumptions. Consequently, some of these people ended up becoming
problematic students. He now wants to start all over again,
to enter the classroom, and to learn to understand what the
students are thinking, just like what (Eikichi) Onizuka had
done. Uchiyamada opens the water pipe to get a glass of water
to drink notices that the water is red.
Both Uchiyamada and the headmaster are shocked to see the
water and wondered whether the water tank is dirty. They then
decide that they have to resolve the problem quickly or else
students who are drinking the water will be sick. Suddenly
they noticed a bunch of students drinking the water at the
school field pipes, and the headmaster started to panic and
asks Uchiyamada to go and stop the students. They run towards
the students, screaming for them not to drink the contaminated
water, while the headmaster shrieks that if they fall sick,
he is the one who have to shoulder the responsibility.
One of the student replied that the water is cool and tasty
to drink, much to Uchiyamada's disbelief. Meanwhile, the headmaster
is busy finding the master valve, while Uchiyamada tells the
students who had drunk the water to find (Naoko) Moritaka
for check-ups. The student replies that nothing had happened
to them and asked Uchiyamada to taste the water for himself.
Uchiyamada tried to protest, but the students insisted that
he should try it. He starts to smell the water, and his expression
starts to change. Then he starts to sip the water from the
student's hand, shocking the headmaster.
The headmaster is shocked and screams why he is drinking
the water, when suddenly Uchiyamada turns and says that the
water tasted like wheat tea. The headmaster is shocked, as
another student replied that Onizuka had prepared the tea
using the wheat tea packets allocated for the teachers, and
he had said to them that he wanted to share it with them.
The headmaster and Uchiyamada are stunned to hear the student's
explanation.
In the next scene, Onizuka is shown bundling lots of tea
packets into the school water tank. He exclaims that Japanese
people really like to drink wheat tea in summer. He decided
that the tea is not cold enough and dumped a large packet
of ice into the tank. The headmaster is screaming bloody murder
as he climbed the stairs that leads to the water tanks, with
Uchiyamada right on his tail. Seeing them, Onizuka greets
them and asks whether they want to meet him for any important
matters while the headmaster is shaking with anger.
The headmaster yells at the smiling, ignorant Onizuka for
dumping the teachers' tea stock for the entire academic year
into the water tank. Onizuka replies that when summer arrived,
the students surely need some refreshments after exercising
under the hot sun, and he asked the headmaster isn't he (Onizuka)
a kind man. Then he adds that it's not fair that only the
teachers are able to drink wheat tea, and that the students
should be given some too. The headmaster becomes angrier and
calls him stupid, saying that if he really wants to share
the tea with the students he should use jugs instead of the
water tanks because he is turning the water in the toilets
into wheat tea too with his action.
Realizing that he is really doing something stupid, Onizuka
started to apologize, but suddenly he hears the students thanking
him for the tea, and Onizuka started to lie that the school
is sponsoring the tea and he will make more in the future.
Hearing this, the headmaster yells at him again, and they
started to bicker with one another. The headmaster tries to
prevent Onizuka from dumping the last box of tea packets into
the tank, as Uchiyamada looked at them silently and started
to smile.
Back in the building, the headmaster is still angry at Onizuka's
action at the rooftop, saying that he is the one who will
be blamed by the accounting department. Uchiyamada tried to
calm him by saying that the students are drinking happily
at least, but the headmaster become angrier, saying that Onizuka
is misusing public property and decided that he must make
a report to Sakurai for a more thorough investigation.
Suddenly, the headmaster notices that the desk phone on his
desk has changed to a phone that is usually used at home and
asks Uchiyamada whether he knows who changed his multi-line
phone. Uchiyamada is puzzled and replies that he doesn't know
either. The headmaster is puzzled and remarks that he still
remembered that his old phone was still on his desk before
the school session adjourned before the first summer break.
The phone suddenly rings, surprising them.
The headmaster tries to pick up the phone, when a light switches
on and the phone become silent on its own indicating that
the call had been rerouted to another place in the school.
The headmaster read the words next to the telephone's light
and he started to be puzzled because his line doesn't have
any extension to anywhere in the school (it is a fixed personal
line). He started to panic, thinking that someone is making
illegal connections, when he and Uchiyamada realized something.
The headmaster picks up the phone and overhears a voice asking
whether the caller is calling Mr. Onizuka's house. They then
hear Onizuka' voice, who immediately recognized the caller's
voice, and he asks whether the caller is named Yoshi. Hearing
that, the caller started to become happy, saying that Onizuka
still remembered her. The headmaster and Uchiyamada continue
to eavesdrop on the conversation while Onizuka exclaims that
he will surely remember a cute girl like Yoshi when he met
her at the KTV outlet and that she sings just like a pro.
Yoshi (the caller) then exclaims that she never knew that
Onizuka would remember her, and praises herself for calling
Onizuka. Onizuka replies that he had been waiting for her
call for a long time and he also starts to praise himself
because Yoshi is calling him. In the next scene, the headmaster
barges into Onizuka's room, while Onizuka is still continuing
to talk with Yoshi over the phone. The headmaster scolds him
for using school phone lines as his own private property.
Meanwhile, Uchiyamada tries to calm him again and suggests
that Onizuka is giving a counseling session to one of his
students.
Suddenly they hear Yoshi asking about Onizuka's profession,
and he replies that he is a teacher at a prestigious private
school. Then, Onizuka is shocked to learn that Yoshi's father
is also a teacher, and he wondered whether they are destined
to be together forever. The headmaster becomes angry and takes
an umbrella to hit him, and Uchiyamada tries to calm him again,
saying that teachers should be more patient and rational.
The headmaster retorts that Onizuka is misusing school phones
to find a wife, and Onizuka is really tainting the good name
of the teaching profession.
Onizuka ignores the commotion behind him and he asks Yoshi
whether they can meet later and where she is. He is shocked
to learn that Yoshi lives in Kichiyouji district, and he exclaims
that he is very near there because he works and lives at Kichiyouji
Private School. He starts to become puzzled when he learns
that Yoshi's father also works at the same school as him and
he asked for his identification. Yoshi tells him that her
father is a principal, shocking Uchiyamada who is listening
to his conversation along with the headmaster, and Onizuka
asked for his full name.
Before Onizuka gets an answer, Uchiyamada grabs the phone
just in time to hear Yoshi say that her father's family name
is "Uchiyamada". Hearing that, Uchiyamada starts
to scream Yoshiko's name, stunning Onizuka, and (Yoshiko)
Uchiyamada who is actually Yoshi, is shocked to hear her father
at the end of the line. He starts to ask her why she is calling
Onizuka and also what had happened at the KTV they were talking
about earlier. Onizuka asks the headmaster whether Yoshi is
Uchiyamada's daughter, and the puzzled headmaster replied
that she probably is. Yoshiko then tells Uchiyamada that she
became acquainted with Onizuka when she and a friend went
for a karaoke session at a KTV outlet.
Uchiyamada asks whether or not she and Onizuka had slept
together, and Yoshiko calls her father as lunatic for thinking
like that. Uchiyamada then asks why she is calling him as
a lunatic, just to be angrily told that she and Onizuka were
just singing at the KTV outlet. Uchiyamada starts to have
flashbacks to when Yoshiko was first born. At the end of the
flashbacks, Yoshiko then called her father a bore, saying
that she has the liberty to meet anyone she likes. Uchiyamada
remembers when Yoshiko was going to kindergarten with her
first bag and replies that she should not try to get acquainted
with strange males.
Yoshiko becomes angrier and says that speaking with him is
so boring (again) because he is so heartless and she is very
disappointed with him. Uchiyamada is stunned to hear her and
he starts to remember the first time Yoshiko went to school
when he hears Yoshiko's words that he is heartless. Both Onizuka
and the headmaster are surprised to see Uchiyamada sweating,
and Uchiyamada himself starts to wonder on what he is doing
since he had vowed to the headmaster that he wanted reform
himself.
He silently asks himself why he must be angry just because
of such little things and he will not be able to become a
great teacher if he lets such things bother him. He starts
to remember that he actually owed a lot to Onizuka, so he
should not suspect Onizuka of doing anything immoral. He vows
that he must believe in Onizuka and he started to tell Yoshiko
that Onizuka is one of the best new teachers that had arrived
at Kichiyouji Private School. Yoshiko is shocked to hear his
assessment, and to his shock, she asked Uchiyamada to ask
Onizuka to come to their house for a dinner tonight.
Uchiyamada is speechless as Yoshiko asks him whether or not
he can do what she had said, but Uchiyamada protests and claims
that they should invite Onizuka at another night because her
mom maybe very busy. Yoshiko replies that she would call her
mom to tell her about Onizuka's arrival. Uchiyamada starts
to have another flashback of when Yoshiko and (Riyoko) Uchiyamada
were eating, and he started to complain, just to be cut out
by her saying that she is late and she will tell her mom to
prepare steaks because she remembered that Onizuka had told
her that he likes steaks.
Hearing the word "steak", Uchiyamada comments that
she had gone too far, but she ignores him and tells him that
people need more food plentiful with vitamins in the summer.
She then remembered something, and exclaims that because Onizuka
is coming to their house for the first time, Onizuka should
be allowed to sleep over at HER room overnight, so that they
can drink while talking with each other. Uchiyamada started
to weep when he heard her request while Onizuka and the headmaster
can only look at Uchiyamada. Yoshi then tells Uchiyamada that
she will be waiting and hangs up as Uchiyamada is trying to
persuade her not to let Onizuka sleep over in her room.
The room is silent, and Uchiyamada turned to Onizuka and
asks him whether he had heard that Yoshiko wants to invite
him to go over their house for a dinner and a sleepover. He
then starts to make funny poses and tells Onizuka that he
can reject the invitation because his house is quite far.
Onizuka looks at him silently. Suddenly Onizuka replies that
he doesn't mind, and starts to wonder on what kind of steaks
he will be able to eat at Uchiyamada's house. He hopes that
Yoshiko will cook him a dish filled with cow's tongue laced
with some wasabi. Uchiyamada reacts angrily (silently) and
asks why Onizuka doesn't want to go to a sushi joint instead
if he wants to eat such a dish.
Onizuka prepares himself, exclaiming that he never realized
that Yoshi is actually Uchiyamada' s daughter, and concludes
that the world is surely very small. Then he tells Uchiyamada
that he (Onizuka) is very lucky to meet her at the KTV outlet,
adding that she is very beautiful. He then exclaims that he
had to make some preparations and he takes a sprayer and started
to spray into his pants. Uchiyamada is shocked to see him
doing that and starts to accuse Onizuka of having another
sinister motive apart from savoring free steaks. Onizuka denies
this and says that he is only spraying his underwear. Suddenly,
he remembered that he forgot to bring something, and Uchiyamada
started to become inquisitive, asking about what he is talking
about when he is talking about that "thing". Onizuka
starts to become puzzled and asked Uchiyamada whether he is
suspicious of him.
In the next scene, both Yoshiko (who is wearing a very short
miniskirt) and Riyoko greet Onizuka, with Uchiyamada tailing
him from behind. Uchiyamada starts to introduce Onizuka, and
Onizuka started to smile, commenting that he is very happy
to be able to meet them all, and introduces himself that he
is a teacher at Kichiyouji Private School. Riyoko is shocked
to hear it, and she exclaims that he is the colleague of her
husband. Uchiyamada is silent. Yoshiko then invites Onizuka
to come in as Uchiyamada lashes silently at his daughter not
to act like a horny bastard, and suddenly, he sees a faint
outline of a condom inside Onizuka's back pocket. Uchiyamada
can only scream silently in his heart as he wondered what
that "cylindrical" thing really is.
FINISHED.
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